Friday, May 22, 2009

Today’s New in Theaters- 5/22/09

Terminator: Salvation: So this is the big blow-shit-up movie of the week, and as I’ve said before, they should have let this series die with grace after T2. Terminator 3 was a dull, unnecessary slog, the TV show is already gone, and now we have a PG-13 sequel, this time from the director of Charlie’s Angels. Reviews have been pretty miserable so far.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian: I guess the big question of the weekend is, which sequel that nobody asked for will make a more nausea-inducing amount of money? (Well-written pan at AV Club.)

Dance Flick: As we’ve discussed—oh, no way I’m seeing that.

Easy Virtue: Colin Firth, Kristen Scott Thomas, first half-hour= good. Jessica Biehl, last half-hour= bad.

The Girlfriend Experience: The week’s must-see movie. It’ll make about four dollars.

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