Valentine's Day: No, no, we've been over this. Not gonna happen.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief: It's cute, really, watching Hollywood stumble and stammer and try their damndest to find the next Harry Potter series--they failed with The Golden Compass, they failed with Bridge to Terabithia, and the only made it to part two on The Chronicles of Narnia. Now, in the most transparent attempt to date, they went and hired Chris Columbus (you know, the Home Alone guy who helmed the first two Harry Potter movies-- the ones everyone agrees were the weakest) to take a stab at it. Good luck, boys!