Okay, look kids, I tried. I've been doing the "Today's New DVDs" thing every Tuesday for something like forever now, and for the first time, I've got nothin'. There is, really, seriously, noting of note out today. Couple of catalog titles on Blu-ray, and an underpromoted re-release of The Great Mouse Detective (presumably to dovetail off Sherlock Holmes), and that is it. Seriously. Don't believe me? Look here. And here.
So instead of pretending like it's an interesting week for new releases on shiny discs, let's just watch the trailer for Dinner for Schmucks: